Invisible Pineapples

from Surrender Or Die by Calarook

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Invisible Pineapples!
Invisible Pineapples!
Invisible Pineapples!
Crush them all!

‘Came out of the tavern with the need to sleep
Under a shady tree, I fell in dreams so deep
I saw a beautiful wench swim to my boat
She demands something for her dry throat
My dirty mind knew only one answer
“You may sip out of my impressive tower”
She seemed unamused and punched my chin
I woke up with a headache what has this been?

Invisible Pineapples! On my head they did fall
Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball
Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol
Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!

I was under deck and took a few swigs of rum
After a while I emptied a drum
The following events I cannot remember
My brain gave up on his labor
No clue what caused my memories to end
Not the rum, rum is my friend
The next recall was my pate hurting extremely
I think the crewmates threw something at me

Invisible Pineapples! Bastards, screw you all
Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball
Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol
Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!

We were stranded on a benighted island
With wine I went away from the sand
into the jungle to a comfy place
With pleasure I poured the juice in my face
I fell asleep, woke up with monkeys ‘round
They stared at me and made a laughing sound
I realized that my head hurts again
Those beasts must have been guilty for my pain

Invisible Pineapples! Crucifyingly die they shall
Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball
Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol
Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!
Invisible Pineapples! They will be keelhauled
Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball
Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol
Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!

And the moral of the story is very simple for thee
Actually pineapples don’t grow on a tree

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from Surrender Or Die, released September 11, 2020
Philipp Wyssen (COMPOSER and LYRICS)
Yves Locher (COMPOSER)
Fabian Ott (COMPOSER)
Nico Wiget (COMPOSER)
Janine Wild (COMPOSER)

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Calarook Winterthur, Switzerland

When the five pirates of Calarook enter the stage, no barrel of rum remains full. With violin, guitar, bass, drums and growling they create a Pirate Metal that inspires to party, moshing and headbanging. Mixed with Folk Metal parts, Death Metal rolls and sometimes a pinch of bullshit, a sound is created that makes nobody stand still and stay sober. ... more

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